Tuesday, October 18, 2005

A good joke because of the recent arrival in our family of little Tyler

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.

The house was very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while her new son Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.

Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eye 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Young Kathleen quickly responded, “He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. . . smack his little bottom again."

8 comments:

Dan said...

I can only imagine Grant holding this flashlight and wondering what in the world is going on here.

LOL

Laura Lee said...

That's not a pleasant picture, Dad. If Melanie was pregnant again, I think I'd have a heart attack.

Melanie said...

Nobody get any ideas. The only connection with Grant is that he's three. No one pregnant here.

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Travis said...

PS -- that post from towanda was really from me. I was on her account messing with her blog and forgot to sign off.

Dan said...

Oh! I was wondering why Laurie Lee called me dad, but then again I am a dad..... and I was thinking the heart attack statement was kinda weird as I'm sure that a few more grandkids would be great, but you know surprises do weird things to us older folk.

Travis...now why would you have a heart attack. We need to have some more posterity.

Unknown said...

I agree. I want to see who will be the first with three